Let's Roll, Kato

Oh, how I want one of these.


This, my friends, is the Black Beauty, the car from The Green Hornet.

You know, The Green Hornet.

It's got rocket launchers...

And machine guns.

It is, in short, the most wonderful car of all time.

 

Now, I know what you're asking: "Hey, Geoff. Why do you have a superpowered death machine on the ol' blog? And what's it doing parked at a Carl's Jr.?"

Well, Internet, I'm glad you asked.

As it turns out: I have an awesome job.

I don't want to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal.