Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Life Lessons with Mr. Lima

Yesterday, I was at work doing my thing and searching for customers information when I came across this little jewel:
It is by far one of my favorite things I have found on the Internet to date. It's a little story about a volcano and drug abuse.  

Keep in mind, this was on a Middle School's teachers web page. Apparently he felt this would get through to kids?? 

We've pasted it below, but credit where it's due, it came the Mater Lakes Academy High School. The original link comes from here. 
Earth Space Science Life Lessons with Mr. Lima
(In Honor of Red Ribbon Week)
Episode I - The Life of Magma

An endless routine of going around in circles - stuck in a convection cell rising and falling between the Outer core and the Mantle; slowly rotating around the super-hot core. This is the life of Magma.

It is a great life. In this capacity he energizes the entire world and causes the movement of the lithosphere, which would otherwise always be stuck in the same place. He carries heat from the core and gives it to those less fortunate. He is so powerful that by driving this tectonic plate movement, he can shake the very essence of others - cause earthquakes that change everything forever. He a great motivator. An example for all in the geosphere to follow.  His twists and turns might seem too complicated and difficult for him, but they are magnificent for the world.  His entire journey create a field of attraction that protects the entire planet. He has a good, fulfilled, and magnetic life.

However, Magma sometimes wishes for something more, something different in life. You may call it: "some excitement". He fails to see that his life is hot and that he will gain nothing by trying to be "cool". Which is ironically what will happen if he makes the wrong choices  - a cold lonely end. Succumbing to peer pressure, Magma finds and gets high on cracks. For a while it is wonderful experience. He feels powerful - so powerful that he can push the planet's crust apart, create new sea floor, and separate and join entire continents at will. He feels like exploding with joy.

But pushing others around because of his new found addiction will ultimately cost him. As magma thinks he is getting higher and more powerful, he is actually digging himself a deep hole towards his doom. That is right. In space there is no up and down. It is all a matter of perspective. At this point, Magma unfortunately lost his. As he rises, he eventually reaches the surface, a new exciting place where he is not supposed to be. He is completely lost.

Taking a new persona, Magma becomes LAVA! A powerful and angry force that destroys everything in its path. He is now so caught up in this wave of annihilation that there is no going back. But even as he sets things around him on fire, he is also burning out. As he touches air, land, and water , he loses more and more of his energy. As lava he is much colder than he ever was as Magma. He has lost his intensity and power.

Ultimately his life ends because of his bad decisions. He hardens permanently into rock. As a rock he will stay until it is nothing but dust - destroyed into tiny grains of sand by slow erosion and spread thin all over the surface of the world he once so deeply moved.

Only if he is extremely lucky, in a few billion years, he may sink below another tectonic plate and be once again near the core of his values. After much time wasted, he will melt and once again be part of the circle of internal energy of the World. Though he is essentially powerless and mostly likely need the help of others to get close again to the good warmth of the life around the core.

In life we often find ourselves confused. We may feel stuck in a rut - in an endless routine. Life seems to be going around in circles. In times like that, we may fail to realize that near our core  values, we are powerful. We can be great and full of energy. We are deep motivators. We can touch and affect the life of many others. Around family and friends that are also glowing, we will continue to shine and create  a field of attraction that protects the world around us from evil and destruction. Near our core values we are magnetic!

If instead, we listen to peer pressure and seek excitement  in the wrong way, we may end up in a journey where we seem to rise, but are ultimately falling to our doom. For many, once the journey starts it is almost impossible to turn back. The temporary "high" that comes from the bad choices entraps and forces you to keep going up until the point of no return is reached. Those that choose to go this way, always end up losing themselves in the way - they become less powerful, corrupt versions of their formal selves. They become someone else, a destructive force that consumes the life of those around them - sometimes the very same that were once helped, are pushed around and dragged along. The saddest part is that ultimately, their own lives are forfeited. They consume themselves and if they survive in some way - they are nothing but shells of their former selves. They are powerless. While for some there is hope of return - through a long journey that requires much help from others, for the majority death or a long life of misery is the ultimate extinction of the light that of us have at the start.

Please remember to stay near your core values and say no to the fleeting "excitement" that leads only to sadness and isolation. Say no to things that ask you to relinquish your character. Respect yourself first and then others. This is especially true with it comes to substance abuse.

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Girls just wanna have fun...part deux

I thought I'd pick up the slack and put the rest of the photos up from our Gorge trip to a family wedding.

These are some of my favorite photos and it was a really fun day. We explored some of the beautiful Gorge on our way up to seeing my uncle get married. 
We got to see some family that we do not get to see very often, but as great as that was it doesn't make for great photos and we all know that is what you all are here for :)
So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Bottom Falls of Multnomah Falls. Gorgeous!
A quick family photo while people were trying to walk by us
Mom and daughter in front of the falls :) 


Crazy girls.....all of them!
 Two peas in a pod.....

Have a good weekend everybody! I'm going to try to make as few commitments this weekend as possible and try to enjoy one of my last (semi) free weekends.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Girls just wanna have fun

Katie and I had a wedding this weekend in Washington and to make things easier on ourselves we decided to tag along with Katie's sister and her three daughters to make the hour-or-more car ride more enjoyable.

 Because when you're with Katie's three nieces life 
has a way of being very entertaining for everyone.

Along with a few stops at Multnomah Falls and Bonneville Fish Hatchery the ride was mostly long a quiet. As usual our camera was the one of the most popular things the girls wanted to play with on the journey.


If you've never given a 7-year-old a digital camera before, let me (briefly) give you a lesson on what you can expect when you get it back:

There will be a few photos of rocks.
One...
Or two...
Or six...
(I'll save you from seeing the rest, there are 32 more of these, all of the same rock).

(I'm not kidding)

There will also be photos of dolls.


Photos of their mother.


And several photos that make you say "huh?"


But, being adorable pre-tweens, there will be several photos of themselves posing and being silly.

 

If I get off my butt I'll post some other non-little girl photos from the trip, as well as that post I promised about the balloon festival...

But they just put a new season of Top Gear on Netflix, so my night's kinda booked...

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Prepare to become fat......and happy

Like any good daughter I asked my Dad what he wanted for Father's Day. 
Ask and he shall receive!

  This makes all of my other cheesecakes look like diet cheesecakes, so beware.

 If you like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups you will love this, because it tastes just like one!

All I had was my iPhone, so it's a little grainy. Deal with it....If the picture was any better you would be drooling.

 Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups Oreo cookie's (with the filling scraped out) crushed
  • 3/4 stick butter, melted
  • 3 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 1/4 cup half-and-half cream or milk. (I used 2 % milk because I had it)
  • 8 oz of good chocolate (I used Ghirardelli semi-sweet baking chocolate)
  • 1 cup of heavy whipping cream

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line the outside of a 9 inch springform pan with aluminum foil.
  2. To Make Crust: In a medium bowl, combine Oreo crumbs and melted butter. Press the mixture onto the bottom and sides of an ungreased 9 inch springform pan, and bake for 5 minutes at 350 degrees to set the crust. Put is aside.
  3. To Make Filling: In a large mixing bowl, beat cream cheese (let it sit out for a half an hour before you use it and it will work better), sugar, peanut butter, flour, and vanilla with an electric mixer until smooth. Add eggs and egg yolk all at once, beating on low speed until combined. Stir in half-and-half or milk (depending on which one you used). If you mix the cream cheese up first and get it soft and then add the sugar next it'll help you not get lumps.
  4. Pour batter into the springform pan. Bake the cheesecake in a water bath by placeing it in a large baking pan (I use a roasting pan), pour boiling water into the baking pan until it comes 1/2 way up the sides of the spring form pan. Bake in the preheated oven for 40 to 50 minutes, or until the center circle of the cheesecake is still slightly giggly when you shake it.                                         You do this because the center of the cheesecake will continue to cook even after you take it out of the oven so you want it to not be fully set.
Let cake cool on a wire wrack for an hour and half, and then wrap it in plastic wrap put it in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours before serving.                                                                                          

To make the Chocolate Ganache Topping:

Directions

  1. Chop the chocolate into small pieces and place it in a large stainless steel bowl.
  2. In a large, high sided saucepan, heat cream over medium high heat, stirring frequently, until it starts to boil. At this point, the cream will want to boil over, so keep an eye on it! Immediately remove from heat and pour over chopped chocolate. If you add about a tablespoon of corn syrup it will give it a shine to it.
  3. Whisk until chocolate is completely melted and mixture is smooth. Cool and then pour over the top of the cheesecake. 
This is amazing tasting, by the way! This ganache would also work well for chocolate dipped strawberries or as hot fudge on ice cream. 



In case you couldn't tell, I decorated it with halved Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to make it fancier looking. It was Father's Day after all, and I felt it my duty to give my father-in-law exactly what he wanted... a chocolate peanut butter cheesecake, and if I do say so myself it was fabulous!

Friday, June 24, 2011

My epic weekend part 1: The calm before the storm

I've got a BIG post coming later on this weekend about what I'm currently up to at work.

Here's a hint: It involves me getting up at 3 a.m., nearly getting murdered by bovine and involves 1,800 pounds of nylon fabric.

What is it? The Tigard Festival of Balloons, of course!

What's the balloon fest, you ask? Good question. It's an annual summer festival where they bring in hot air balloons from all over the country to fly. There's also music and pancakes and rides, and I spend all weekend running around like crazy having a good time.

It runs all weekend long but before I give you a link to the details I wanted to show you this:

It's another of those (*cough* award winning *cough*) videos I make for my work, and I totally dig the crap out of it.


The festival is super fun and worth the drive out if you've never seen a hot air balloon before. The catch: They take off at about 6 a.m., so you've got to be up early if you want to see them do their thaang.

Details for this year's festival and more awesome photos can be found HERE. Expect my ACTUAL Balloon Fest post with pictures and videos (and the story of how I was nearly killed by cows and then became an accessory to a crime) later this week.

...I'll let you know when it's up.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Story problems

With the end of school approaching it makes me sad that I no longer get 3 months off just for kicks.
In honor of this we're going to have a pop quiz ladies and gentleman.

When Timmy goes to the grocery store at 5pm, just off work, hungry, and tired with money in his bank account and the inability to think above about a first grade level he buys what?

A: Just the necessities
B: Anything that looks/ smells good
C: Something that you neither want or can think to use in anything
D: All of the above

The answers D....always D

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

13/52 "Ladies and GentleMAN"

For those of you who don't know, Katie comes from a large family.

The best that I've been able to figure out is that roughly 1/10th of the world's population is a member of Katie's family.

That's 677 million, 523 thousand, 570 people.

Roughly.

Anyway, a good chunk of them get together at the beach once a year for a weekend of lounging and generally doing nothing.

Well, when I say "a good chunk of them" I mean this:



Or, to put it another way:

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl and GEOFF.

Most of the men-folk in Katie's family stay away from the beach weekend, because there aren't any other dudes to hang out with.

It's a statement that I've never really understood, but I'm the guy that invited my female friends to my bachelor party, so I guess I don't think like normal people.

Of course, being the only dude I'm given a lot of "manly tasks."

I've opened my fair share of pickle jars around that house is what I'm trying to say.

Anyway, it's nice to get away for a few days and be around family. Katie and I had a similar experience with my family last year.

Granted when MY family went it was with, like, 5 people.

Anyway, here's some fun photos from our weekend at DA OCHEN:

 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Beards, bears and blogposts

Gather 'round, children and let me tell you a tale.

A tale of courage and bravery. A tale of savage beasts and intrepid reporting.

In short, I'd like to tell you the story of:

Warning: This story is only about 10 percent as epic as I just made it out to be.

I don't know if I've ever actually written it down but: I love my job. I love it for the simple reason that every day is completely different. You never know what you'll be doing on any given day. Some days you're stuck covering long meetings about city planning that feel like they're sucking out your soul and other days you're rushing to a field at 8:30 in the morning to track down a wild black bear.

Those of you who follow the Portland happenings in any capacity probably heard about the bear that wandered near Tualatin Elementary School yesterday (if you hadn't heard then, please, read on!)

Normally I cover another city and don't write much about Tualatin, but early on Wednesday morning I got a call from my photographer saying that the Tualatin reporter wouldn't be able to cover the story so I headed out to face THE BEAR. 


The scary as all hell, taller than I am, 200-pound black bear, to be precise.

Whenever the press covers anything even remotely like this they tend to rope us off and make us all stand together in one area "for protection."

That spot was on the other side of where I parked my car, so I had to walk through the police barricade area in order to get there. 

There were dozens of police cars parked along the road. Some were local, some county, some state. A group of about four Oregon State troopers were loading shotguns just in case the bear tried any funny business. One of them pumped his shotgun as I walked past. 

He looked up at me and smiled. 

"Hey," he said.

There was a local TV news helicopter making some considerable noise overhead and the crowd of photographers and reporters (aka "people like me") were lined up near the elementary school. 


Between us and the bear was a soccer field and a waist-high chainlink fence. 

"Totally safe," I told myself.

Police armed with tranquilizer guns (and some impressive automatic rifles) were positioned around the area very near to where we were. Some were on the roof of the school with binoculars, others were in cars ready to chase after it, should it decide to make a run for it.

Our photographer Jaime Valdez was there snapping photos and doing interviews with local radio stations (at the same time. He's that good) as I arrived. 

(Before I forget, I should say that all of these photos are used by permission of photographer Jaime Valdez. Who is awesome in every way.)

 

Kids in the school had their noses pressed against the glass watching everything the bear and the police did. They waved at local TV cameras and craned their necks to spot the helicopter as it circled overhead. 

I made a few quick calls to get the word about what was happening. One of those calls was to the school district superintendent (he's speed dialed in my phone. Yes. I know. I'm awesome) to get the official "the safety of the children is our number one priority" statement.


That's him there, with the binoculars. He's standing on the roof of the school with some police officers, who keep him informed on all things student-bear related.

At one point in the conversation he tells me "Just to let you know, the doors to the building are unlocked should you need to run."

I tell that to Jaime, who laughs (a bit nervously) and the reporters near us joke how we would react should the bear come our way.

"Jaime, are you gonna stay and get the perfect shot?" one of his photographer friends asks him. "Or are you gonna run?" 

"Hey, many, I'll do what you do."

For the record: I would run. I would wet my pants, leave Jaime to fend for himself and run.

Anyway. We stood in the rain for awhile as the bear put on a bit of a show. The Fish and Wildlife biologists had to shoot it with a tranquilizer dart but couldn't sneak close enough to it in the open field to get a clear shot.


Every so often he'd hop the chain-link fence onto the school's property and then get scared back by police.

When the bear did finally make a break for it after about an hour and a half, he darted right past all the reporters, giving all of us the perfect shots we needed for our various newspapers/nightly news/websites.

He was, maybe, 50 yards away from us.

Jaime was able to shoot this:


While I was able to capture some it on the iPhone and use it in a small video on our website.



They did eventually tranquilize the bear when it ran up a tree and my exciting day was over. I spent most of the afternoon waiting for them to bring the bear down, then talked to some neighbors, the fish and wildlife biologists who captured it, and kids from the school who had probably the most memorable school day of their entire lives.


They released the bear back into the wild sometime today out in the woods near the beach.

When I got back to the office at about 3 p.m. we had to come up with some good bear-related puns for our new lead story and I had to start writing.

If you want to read my story (and if you've made it this far into this exceedingly long post then YOU DO) just click on the big pretty newspaper page.

Thanks for reading the blog and being awesome!

Monday, May 30, 2011

12/52 'Feets' of strength


                                               "Katie, what should I say in our blogpost?"

"What?"                                                                     

                                               "About the picture for today? Of the feet?
                                                I'm just gonna write down everything we say.
                                                Starting now."

" . . . "                                                                    

(scowls)                                                                 

(shakes head)                                                         

"Stop."                                                                   

"Geoff, don't.."                                                      

"Don't. You're being annoying.."                         

                                               "No, seriously, what do you want to say?"

" . . . "                                                                    

"I have blue toes."